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WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
            

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)          

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
            

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
            He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' 

A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

            'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
            The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
            

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
           

 A: A rumor

Q: Why do little boys whine?
            

A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
            

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
            

A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'