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School |
A place where papa pays and son plays. |
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Life Insurance |
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die
rich. |
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Nurse |
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. |
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Divorce |
Future tense of Marriage |
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Conference |
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. |
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Compromise |
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece. |
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Conference Room |
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on. |
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Father |
A banker provided by nature. |
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Criminal |
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. |
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Boss |
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. |
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Doctor |
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. |
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Classic |
Books, which people praise, but do not read. |
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Office |
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. |
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Etc. |
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do. |
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Philosopher |
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead |
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